In my last post, after watching the Olsen Twins “Gimme Pizza” clip I wondered if any source material could be slowed down and become funny. Here’s my test. I’ll let the viewing public be the judge.
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From @eblarden
Gimme Pizza Slow Mo
Let’s face it guys, by the end of that song the pizza was essentially inedible. Fried chicken, pasta, tacos, oreos, whipped cream, and eyeballs? That just isn’t going to taste good. Let’s not provide false hope to children. They need to know that if you just randomly open out your fridge onto an uncooked pizza it’s going to taste like hot garbage. Additionally, we need to let the children of the world know that they can’t freely attain eyeballs, and if somehow they have eyeballs at the ready the absolute last thing they should do with them is put them on a P-I-Z-Z-A.
I’ve actually seen this video before. Seeing it again makes me wonder – is any clip slowed down funny, or is it just the Olsen Twins. I’m going to try to run some experiments – I’ll get back to you.
From @Klondike
Mister Rogers defending PBS to the US Senate
Well, shit. I wanted to be cynical. I wanted to be funny. As the clip ran I started thinking about all of the clever ways I could send up Mr. Rogers speaking to the senate – defending the rights of sweaters, or imaginary trains – brilliant comedy like that. But something about this clip was just disarming. He really cares about children and fought to make a difference in kid’s lives. And knowing that I’ve got a copy of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood on DVD (it comes wrapped in a mini sweater) waiting for my soon to be born son, I hope he knows that his life’s work continues to make a difference.
Hurry up, let’s move on to some hopefully less redeeming YouTube garbage.
From @PokeBendy
DIR EN GREY – OBSCURE from ALBUM “VULGAR” (NSFW)
Message: My apologies… EVERYBODY ELSE: NOT WORTH WATCHING.
This is what Mr. Rogers fought for. A talentless Japanese metal band who thinks random quick shots of people puking, six armed people, creepy sex scenes, and geishas eating baby heads are totally rad. If only Mr. Rogers knew Japanese so he could sing to them about what they should do when they feel anger.
Also, there seemed to be naked breasts in that video. Can you do that on YouTube? Maybe only when the music totally shreds hard?
How much do you think a video like that costs? I’ll go out on a limb and say that abomination cost at least a million dollars. That’s 167 Billion yen I believe.
From @nikkif610
The Oregon Trail – Official Trailer
Here’s my question about the Oregon Trail. What was educational about it? I remember it being more video game than education. But we all played it. I think I’d actually play it at a friends house outside of school. That’s how cool I was.
The scary thing about this video – this is totally what an Oregon Trail movie would be like. And now that I’ve seen the fake trailer, it doesn’t seem all that far fetched that there could be a real Oregon Trail movie.
I leave you with a disturbing fact. I complain all the time that I’m too busy, but I had already seen 50% of the videos. What does that mean? I’ve clearly got more time than I need.
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